[info]aldiara wrote
on January 16th, 2011 at 11:48 pm

(Very late) shaggable people meme!

Nabbed from just about everyone else, done for [info]graspthethorn because I can't resist when she commands me to be shallow.

- List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
- Put them IN ORDER of your lust for them (10 to 1, 1 is the hottest).
- Supply photos for said people.

[Errrr, just so you know, I have a tendency to like weird-looking bits about otherwise attractive people, which is why this will probably contain a lot of spazzing along the lines of "OMFG LOOK AT HIS FUGLY JAWLINE ISN'T IT SO HOT", lol. Unless it's the boobs. Then it's pretty much just "BOOBS!"]




10. Eddie Redmayne
skjaksjkajsasjakljakljaskldjakl HIS FUGLY JAW. No srsly, look at it:

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Wtf is going on there? It's like he's got tobacco plugs in both cheeks and his lips have trouble fitting over them. I LOVE IT. Also, freckles. And scruffy red hair. And the smile:

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9. Julia Jentsch
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Because she is lovely, and watching her act makes me hold my breath. And she's got moles and feathery hair and non-bleached teeth (which I LOVE) and her smile just completely melts you from the tips of your toes to the tips of your hair. GIEF.

8. Paul Bettany
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Mhmmm freckles. Mhmmm self-deprecating wry British charm. Mhmmm he looked really fit in Inkheart when he was playing with fire. (Literally. All the time. While semi-naked. And he had a ferret. Go watch this movie, no matter how corny it is, HE WILL MAKE YOU TINGLE.) Also, this man made me sit through Wimbledon more than once, WITH JOY, and I happen to think tennis is one of the most boring sports ever. But mhmmmm.

7. Karoline Herfurth
Okay, I admit I know nothing about this girl, other than that she had a bit part in The Perfume (making it very difficult for me to pay attention through the rest of the movie). Luckily, this is a shallow meme, so guess what, I don't need to know anything about her other than that I Would So Shag Her, No Questions Asked:
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(are we spotting that theme yet? :p)

6. I absolutely couldn't decide, especially as they're kind of the same type and were staring at me with equal hypnotising intensity, so Marlon Kittel and Iwan Rheon can have a tie here:
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Actually they can wrestle for it. While naked. That might help me decide. COME ON, GUYS, DO IT. IT'S FOR SCIENCE.


5. Hannah Murray
...makes me feel like a lecherous old cougar, but IDEC.
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She walks funny, knocking her knees together constantly, as if her legs are getting in their own way. Her limbs are all gangly and coltish and when not carefully coiffed, her hair is this complete frizzy mess. Her teeth stand out too far so it looks funny when she folds her lips over them, like she’s tucking them away. There is nothing about any of these things or the rest of her that I don't completely covet and adore.

4. Rufus Sewell
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It's the eyes. With that COLOUR. And the intense slightly crazy stare. No, actually it's his cheekbones. No, actually it's his physical presence, it always seems like you could look at no one but him in a room full of people. No actually it's the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs. No actually it's the fact that he always seems somewhat sexily unhinged. No actually it's the eyes. With that COLOUR. *stares*

[dudes, if you expect me to go on about these people's personalities and accomplishments and apparent smarts, DON'T. I know fuck all about their personalities. I just fancy them rotten.]

3. Charlotte Gainsbourg
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HER JAW, HER WONKY JAW *spazzes* I swear the woman can ooooooooooooooze just from a photo. While not moving at all. Are we sure she's not moving? It might be wizard photography. Because I'm pretty sure she's writhing all over my screen right now:

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2. Michael Madsen
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GUH. It's the size, I think. The man is freaking HUGE. And he has this lumbering/rolling gait that does funny things to my nethers. And I don't like cowboy flair, but he OWNS it and somehow makes it hot. And I don't care how old he is now and that he looks increasingly more like a drunk basset hound. I think he's even MORE sexy when he's all hungover-looking and squishy and frowny and more than a little overweight and probably smelling like last year's cigarettes. IDEK what it is. But he's fucking hot. Yessssssssssss.

1. Charisma Carpenter
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It's the boobs.

You know, those ones:
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