The Golden Compass Daemon Test

Okay, since apparently half my friendslist got pretty, lovely, pacifist things like swans and pandas and manatees, I need to shake up the statistics a bit:

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It's pretty accurate, although hopefully I'm not quite so grumpy as it makes me sound ;)

Take the test.

Apart from that lovely hyena (finally, an explanation for the cackling!), there were two possible animals that I only had a very vague idea of, so I googled them, and now I want a mini-menagerie of daemons, please. Can't I just have one of each??

And because it's not fair that only the hyena gets a picture, have some daemonspam:

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This is a coati. They are awesome raccoon-like things with magically flexible ankles which means they can rotate their feet so far they can walk down a tree face-first. I WANT.

Here's a baby one. N'awwwwwwww.
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This is a raven. They're wicked smart and can talk and I know birds aren't really cuddlable but at least ravens are big enough to ride on your shoulder and don't die of a heart attack when you touch them like most little cage birds. No cuddling, but dignified stroking could happen.

Plus I could send him to pluck out my enemies' eyes.

Here's a maned wolf:

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Wikipedia calls them them "foxes on stilts," which is kinda hilarious accurate. They sound a bit smelly but he could live outside. They are also thieves of chickens, cattle and sheep, which is all excellent since I have none of the above, and maybe sometime he'd steal an extra chicken and bring it home for me.

Also, LOOK LOOK AT THE PUPS:

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Poll #6085
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Did you just die from cute?

View Answers

Yes, and then spontaneously got resurrected by that one perky ear.
4 (66.7%)

Yes, and got reborn as a maned wolf pup.
1 (16.7%)

Yes, and I'm still dead.
1 (16.7%)

No, because I am unmoved by cute animal babies and therefore not even human.
0 (0.0%)

Checky boxes! Wheeeeeeeee!
5 (83.3%)

Checky boxes. How lame.
0 (0.0%)

Does anyone have cheese?
3 (50.0%)



Ahem. Enough of that silly squeeing over puppies. Let's move on to...

...oh hi, dingoes!

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I know, I know. They're not puppies. They are wild animals and one of them screwed up his entire population's reputation back when he ate Lindy Chamberlain's baby (on behalf of the remaining dingo population: Thanks, asshole).

BUT:

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I rest my case.


Oh, and don't go dissing the hyena. Hyenas rock. Also, their babies are cute, too:

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Voila, these are my daemons. I cannot choose. (Yes, I know a daemon has an entirely different purpose than bringing me stolen chicken. Deal, Pullmann. I don't even like your stories.) And dammit, now I have a baby and a grown-up picture for all of these except for the raven, so here, have a baby raven pic:

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Ok, so that's not so much cute as wet and straggly. But don't make him feel bad about it, or he'll come after your eyes in a few months :p

Comments

YOU HAVE AN AWESOME DAEMON MENAGERIE!

That baby coati is the cutest thing ever! No wait, the wolf pups are... I mean the dingo pups... I mean the raven, yes, the raven is the fairest of them all because I value my eyes very much.

Just make sure your canine pack knows the difference between chickens and SWANS.

SWANS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!

Yes, I'll have to incorporate that into the We Don't Eat Our Raven Co-Daemon training *makes note*
Aaaw, these are the cutest!!! I even love the baby-raven!

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