[info]aldiara wrote
on May 10th, 2011 at 11:36 am

The Golden Compass Daemon Test

Okay, since apparently half my friendslist got pretty, lovely, pacifist things like swans and pandas and manatees, I need to shake up the statistics a bit:

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It's pretty accurate, although hopefully I'm not quite so grumpy as it makes me sound ;)

Take the test.

Apart from that lovely hyena (finally, an explanation for the cackling!), there were two possible animals that I only had a very vague idea of, so I googled them, and now I want a mini-menagerie of daemons, please. Can't I just have one of each??

And because it's not fair that only the hyena gets a picture, have some daemonspam:

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This is a coati. They are awesome raccoon-like things with magically flexible ankles which means they can rotate their feet so far they can walk down a tree face-first. I WANT.

Here's a baby one. N'awwwwwwww.
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This is a raven. They're wicked smart and can talk and I know birds aren't really cuddlable but at least ravens are big enough to ride on your shoulder and don't die of a heart attack when you touch them like most little cage birds. No cuddling, but dignified stroking could happen.

Plus I could send him to pluck out my enemies' eyes.

Here's a maned wolf:

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Wikipedia calls them them "foxes on stilts," which is kinda hilarious accurate. They sound a bit smelly but he could live outside. They are also thieves of chickens, cattle and sheep, which is all excellent since I have none of the above, and maybe sometime he'd steal an extra chicken and bring it home for me.

Also, LOOK LOOK AT THE PUPS:

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Poll #6085
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Did you just die from cute?

View Answers

Yes, and then spontaneously got resurrected by that one perky ear.
4 (66.7%)

Yes, and got reborn as a maned wolf pup.
1 (16.7%)

Yes, and I'm still dead.
1 (16.7%)

No, because I am unmoved by cute animal babies and therefore not even human.
0 (0.0%)

Checky boxes! Wheeeeeeeee!
5 (83.3%)

Checky boxes. How lame.
0 (0.0%)

Does anyone have cheese?
3 (50.0%)



Ahem. Enough of that silly squeeing over puppies. Let's move on to...

...oh hi, dingoes!

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I know, I know. They're not puppies. They are wild animals and one of them screwed up his entire population's reputation back when he ate Lindy Chamberlain's baby (on behalf of the remaining dingo population: Thanks, asshole).

BUT:

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I rest my case.


Oh, and don't go dissing the hyena. Hyenas rock. Also, their babies are cute, too:

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Voila, these are my daemons. I cannot choose. (Yes, I know a daemon has an entirely different purpose than bringing me stolen chicken. Deal, Pullmann. I don't even like your stories.) And dammit, now I have a baby and a grown-up picture for all of these except for the raven, so here, have a baby raven pic:

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Ok, so that's not so much cute as wet and straggly. But don't make him feel bad about it, or he'll come after your eyes in a few months :p

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