[info]aldiara wrote
on September 3rd, 2012 at 05:06 am

Breed Me (IDEK what this is. Sterek mpreg songcrack, apparently).

I blame [info]amyriadfthings and [info]amo_amas_amat for enabling this :p

So uhm. It all started with mocking the millions of badvids out there using Breathe Me. And then there was the reading of fic and encountering of lots of equally bad knotting fic in which "pups" was used as a synonym for "come" and people apparently thought someone moaning "Breed me!" in the middle of sex was hot (hint: it's really, really not). Then there was a brainmush of "Breathe Me should really be Breed Me, lololol," and... well... that was that.


IF I COULD VID, I WOULD MAKE THIS AN ACTUAL VID. So be very, very glad I can't.

Instead, I give you Breed Me, the new and improved lyrics to the worst song to be used for any slash vid, ever. (seriously. it's a song about self-harm. how does that even translate to "awww yayz BOYSKISSAGE." i mean. why. WHY.)

BREED ME

Help, I have cravings again

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I have laboured many times before

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Got myself knocked up again today

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And, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame

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Be my mate
Hold me, rub my feet


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Up the duff
I feel weepy


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I'm needy
Knock me up
And breed me


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Ouch, I have lost my lunch again

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My back hurts and you are nowhere to be found,

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Yeah I think my water might break

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I've lost my lunch again and I feel unsafe

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Be my mate
Hold me, rub my feet


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Up the duff
I feel weepy


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I'm needy

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Knock me up
And breed me


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...

Ah, but let's not forget:

"ZOMG, THAT'S OUR SONG!!!!!"



"AND ALSO, WE DID BABYPLOT FRIST!!!!!!!!111!!!eleventy!!!!"

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YOU KNOW IT, BITCHES.


...yeah. I'm just going to quietly drown myself now, kthxbai.

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