Random meme

It's past midnight, I am waiting on crap to install to my new, finally downgraded computer (which has been my new computer for like two weeks without actually being used... Vista is an evil bitch) and I am way too deep in hiatus on LJ/IJ. Let's use a random daft meme to ease back in, shall we?

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Been arrested? — NO
Kissed someone you didn't like? — YES
Slept in until 5 PM? — YES
Fallen asleep at work/school? — YES
Held a snake? — NO
Ran a red light? — NO
Been suspended from school? — NO
Experienced love at first sight? — NO
Totaled your car in an accident? — NO
Been fired from a job? — NO
Fired somebody? — NO
Sung karaoke? — YES
Pointed a gun at someone? — NO
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — YES
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — YES
Kissed in the rain? — YES
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — NO
Saw someone die? — NO
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — NO
Smoked a cigar? — YES
Sat on a rooftop? — YES
Smuggled something into another country? — YES
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — YES
Broken a bone? — YES
Skipped school? — YES
Eaten a bug? — YES
Sleepwalked? — NO
Walked on a moonlit beach? — YES
Ridden a motorcycle? — NO
Dumped someone? — YES
Forgotten your anniversary? — NO
Lied to avoid a ticket? — NO
Ridden in a helicopter? — NO
Shaved your head? — NO
Blacked out from drinking? — YES
Played a prank on someone? — YES
Hit a home run? — NO
Felt like killing someone? — YES
Cross-dressed? — YES
Been falling-down drunk? — YES
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — YES
Eaten snake? — NO
Marched/Protested? — YES
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — NO
Puked on an amusement ride? — NO
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — YES
Been in a band? — YES
Knitted? — YES
Been on TV? — YES
Shot a gun? — NO
Skinny-dipped? — YES
Given someone stitches? — NO
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — NO
Ridden a surfboard? — NO
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — YES
Had surgery? — YES
Streaked? — NO
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — YES
Tripped on mushrooms? — NO
Passed out when NOT drinking? — YES
Peed on a bush? — YES
Donated Blood? — YES
Grabbed electric fence? — YES
Eaten alligator meat? — NO
Eaten cheesecake? — YES
Eaten your kids' Halloween sweets? — NO
Killed an animal when not hunting? — YES
Peed your pants in public? — NO
Snuck into a movie without paying? – NO
Written graffiti? — NO
Still love someone you shouldn't? — YES
Think about the future? — YES
Been in handcuffs? — NO
Believe in love? — YES
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — YES


"I've been ignoring you for weeks--have a meme!" :P I love it! *possibly copies*

And America=the whole world, don't cha know! You crazy foreigners with your crazy ideas!

Why has no one ever played spin the bottle? No one I've seen do this meme has answered yes to that! YOU ARE ALL SO SHELTERED.
Yes, I'm that graceful at easing back into IJ life, hahahahah.

Spin the Bottle = AMERICAN THING, AGAIN, lol. Yes, yes, I know they played it on AWZ. That's because they watch too many American high school movies! hahahah
LOL! I nearly didn't say anything because I thought, "I bet it's an American thing" but then I thought, "But they played it on AWZ! Therefore obviously it's international!" Hahahahahaha. *entirely too amused*

Sorta off-topic, but kinda not--it also amuses me that Ingo somehow thinks all American weddings are outdoors with a grill and hotdogs and ketchup. Or that that's even common!
Sorry, but I have to disagree, for Switzerland at least. At parties in 5th grade we played Spin the Bottle where you had to kiss (well, peck or kiss on the cheek, it was 5th grade after all) the person (of the opposite sex) the bottle pointed at. :)
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — YES

5th grade, lunchtime. My evil friend Sophia knew full well that I was an easy laugh, so she'd always walk up to me every day and say helllllo in this hilarious voice. On this particular day, she caught me mid-milk-swig. Niagara Falls, courtesy of my nose XD
What kind of band? *is curious*
Oh, the crappiest of crappy school bands, lol. I was on the keyboard. We sucked like a rentboy on a busy Saturday night.
Really fast, you mean? *g*
*nods* And totally unable to keep up with the competition.

February 2018



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