Random Assassins lulz
-"A guardsman?" I hazarded.
Bwahahahaha. Well played, Fitz.
Squish them all now (and risk them ganging up on me)
Wait until one of the two survivors has eaten the other one too and THEN squish the last one
Chase them all outside without squishing
Pretend they're not there as long as they don't come in the shower
Entice a neighbour/mailman/passing schoolchild to do the squishing/chasing
Catch them alive and torture them
Leave them alone since they're only acting according to their nature and it's daft to attribute evil characteristics to them just because they're possibly eating their mother
Wait for alsha to come back in... uh, a month and a half?... to deal with (by then gargantuan freak cannibal monster) spiders then
Fuck spiders. Just fuck 'em.
Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
Do you feel a particular affinity for one of the Endless (as in, do you feel you'd belong in someone's domain in particular)?
If yes, which one?