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Jan. 5th, 2013

A Quick Instructional Post on How to Put New Sheets on A Bed Occupied By A Napping Cat

Nailed it! )

Dec. 11th, 2012

Find Flash!

Heeeh. Find my cat!

Sep. 7th, 2012

Spring is here!!


Hence, have some random spring snapshots:

Wheeeeeeeeee! )

May. 22nd, 2012

Shipping Lena Headey/Emilia Clarke so hard right now!

I could just tweet this, but then it would get lost and I want it somewhere I can return to and ogle whenever I please.

Girls! Girls being shippy and snarky and GUH LENA'S GLASSES. Also Alfie Allen being a dork and Kit Harrington being almost charming (although he still fails at Having An Expression, Ever... no, wait, I think there actually was a smile!):

Dec. 27th, 2011

Bwahahahaha. I AM A HELLGOD.

Yay!! I get ALL the red dresses!


Take the test.

Feb. 17th, 2011

Where is [info]praderwilli?

*taps foot, swirls glass of scotch, looks mournful*


Dec. 30th, 2010

Ficlet: Tell by Touch (DeRoMarc)

Title: Tell by Touch
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters/Pairings: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman/Marc
Word Count: 1500 [=my usual average when I aim for A MOTHERFUCKING DRABBLE, FFS]
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Roman doesn't mind playing games, but he does mind being teamed up on.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to RTL, who no longer believe in DRAMATIC IRONY :C
Author's Notes: For [info]amo_amas_amat, who wistfully fancied spontaneous nipple pr0n occurring at the moment the boys reached 4.00 in the voting madness. Your fancy is my command, darling! Unbeta'd, so please forgive or point out mistakes.

Tell by Touch )


Dec. 27th, 2010

Happy Birthday [info]geekchick1013!!

Ethical question: Are fairies allowed to eat other fairies?

(pffffft, CHOMP those bitches, I say!)


Happy birthday, baby! I hope it's a fantastic one! *squishes and twirls you* LOVE YOU!!!

Here, have some ridiculous Dawson picspam! )

Dec. 2nd, 2010

Ficlet for [info]praderwilli - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]praderwilli!!!

*smooches* Hope you have a fantastic day, baby!


(Awwww, remember how cute the kidlets were before we turned them into alcoholic slobs? Also, although it's technically my turn to be Liz, because it's your birthday you can be her ALL WEEK. I'll even try not to hit you too much.)

Also, because I can't do vids and I'm shit at graphics, have a sillyfic:

Title: Flimsy Premise: An Audio Track
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles was zählt; Deniz/Roman
Word Count: 1200 words
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mostly dialogue only. AU-ish. Crack.
Summary: Transcript based on an audio-only track recorded by the security system at Steinkamp Sports & Wellness one night, after the cameras had regrettably been sabotaged under mysterious circumstances. Essen's police force is still investigating.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to me. Yes, yes they do. I insist.
A/N: Knocked together in great haste for my darling husband [info]praderwilli's birthday. Unbeta'd, so feel free to point out errors or, you know, STFU about them, either works. I LOVE YOU, WILLI!

Flimsy Premise: An Audio Track )

Jul. 21st, 2009

*dips toe out of monogamous fannish obsession*

Ok, the lovely [info]alsha and I are off to watch HBP and then I can finally read all those spoilers that've been driving me... ok, largely indifferent, lol. But I still want to read them!

Now. How to get into a HP frame of mind within half an hour? Somehow I must achieve this feat. Otherwise I'm just going to sit there loudly wondering why nobody's skating and why Voldemort isn't played by Henning Heup:

And making audible EYEFLASH WHOOSH WHOOSH noises. And then I'll be killed by other cinema goers and my tiny fandom will cry (or I tell myself that it will, anyway).

Seriously, the huge disservice these morons did themselves by pushing this movie back so far? GAH. Half a year ago I was psyched out of my head for this. Now I feel like I've been going out with this movie for ages and for some lame reason we decided to hold off on the sex long past the point where it made sense, so now we've just reached this point where we're going, "Okay, fine, that special moment will not come. Let's just do it and get it over with," and then it'll be awkward and weird and we'll end up breaking up a week later, feeling vaguely cheated of the last half year of our lives when we could've been having lots of awesome sex with other people movies, and I think that metaphor has been streched quite long enough now, as has this sentence, so OKAY, OFF TO THE CINEMA! CONVINCE ME OF YOUR AWESOME PROWESS THAT WAS TOTES WORTH WAITING FOR, HBP!

Apr. 30th, 2009

Ficlet of silly for [info]sdk

Title: Stuff About Things
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Marian, Deniz (established Deniz/Roman)
Word Count: 1500 words (i.e. TOO FREAKING LONG FOR A DRABBLE)
Rating: PG-13? I HAVE NO IDEA.
Summary: Marian doesn't want to know, okay? Except maybe he does. A little. BUT NOT. (Shelly's Alternative Summary: Marian would like to have gay sex with Etienne. Even though Etienne doesn't show up in this fic.)
Disclaimer: These characters are owned by RTL, who make them do dreadful things. DREADFUL.
A/N: For the lovely [info]sdk, maker of glorious icons, co-defeater of WMG copyright bastards, and all around shiny awesome person. The prompt she gave me involved Marian awkwardly asking Deniz about gay sex because he is curious because of his own repressed gay love for Etienne. Unfortunately I totally failed at the Etienne part because apparently I just can’t write Marian as gay, LOL. But I hope you’ll like it anyway!


Stuff About Things (That Marian Öztürk Will Never Bring Up At Breakfast Ever Again) )

Apr. 6th, 2009

Heeeh. Cheesy/bouncy music is aggressively shippy

Ok, my music taste is generally best described as "cheerfully terrible". I stand by this ;)

That said, I find the lyrics in Cascada's Bad Boy hilariously DeRo-accurate, if you ignore that one line that mentions "girl". Seriously, I'm LOLing here. Someone make a vid!

Apr. 5th, 2009

Happy birthday, [info]graspthethorn!

Have a cracky ficlet! (One of these days, I need to return from the realm of crack/rarepairs/het, because IT'S SCARY THERE.)

Title: Thank God for Tall Dark Bastards
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt; Roman, Jenny, half the cast of Titanic :p
Word Count: 500 words
Rating: PG
Summary: “The first time Jenny tries to steal his gay, Roman’s already in a vulnerable state.”
Disclaimer: If I don’t own it, surely I’m not in any way responsible for it.
A/N: Crack? Humour? Something. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU MAD THING!

silly ficlet is here )

Feb. 26th, 2009

Happy (early) birthday [info]lilithilien! Here, have some glitter.


Wheeeee! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL!!! I’m posting this a day early because a) it’s your birthday over here already, so no reason not to start celebrating, b) you’ll need porn to distract you from family visits and other suckiness, c) I am impatient and d) uhm, you told me to when I made my stealthy inquiries *nods*

I know I am totally cheating with this bday fic because I’ve owed you DeRo club!fic for like two months and you deserve clubfic and some new fantastic bday shiny, but I failed and this fic was being a coy whore for YEARS and it turned out quite long in the end so I’m hoping that can be my saving grace *g*

*smooches and twirls you* I love you, you fabulously insane, wonderful woman! I hope you’ll have a marvellous day tomorrow! :D

Title: Fairy Dust
Authors: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman
Word Count: 8100 words (it was supposed to be 2000 before Deniz started flailing and making demands and I said “SHUT UP IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR POV” and he said “I DON’T CARE DO WHAT I SAY” and I said “SIGH OKAY OKAY” :p Characters who are demanding little bitches pick me to write them because I’m a pushover and they know it. )
Rating: NC-17 (graphic sex and language)
Summary: Peter Pan Night at Homolulu’s! Glitter, fairies, pirates and Buttery Nipples. Also, sex. And more glitter. (“Because”, as the lovely birthday girl stated whilst fangirling over Velvet Goldmine, “there’s just not enough glitter!”)
Disclaimer: Every single thing in here is STOLEN. Hurrah! You want details? I have details! Let’s start with the obvious: I don’t own AWZ or these characters, because if I did, every episode would be full of porn. I don’t own anything to do with Peter Pan, and the whole thing with the glitter was totally nabbed from photographic evidence of that night Dennis, Igor and André spent at Studio 54 and got glitter sprayed all over them and looked so hot it should be illegal. And I *think* that apart from the weird pattern, I stole Homolulu’s back rooms from some scene in Velvet Goldmine that Lil commented on when we were watching it and she exclaimed, “That’s how the back rooms at Homolulu’s look”, and I nodded to myself and went, “Check!”
A/N: A huge THANK YOU to the wonderful [info]sdk who not only did a fantastic beta job on this but also suffered my flailing and spazzing over it at every time of the day, providing hugs, virtual booze and soothing variations on “No no, you don’t suck!!” whenever I needed them. YOU ROCK, BABE! And another big thanks to my personal grammar guru [info]alsha for wrestling with my monster sentences and excessive gerund use. (“I do believe in commas! I do! I do!”)
Ho hum, what else? What, like I didn’t just ramble enough? I can totally ramble more! This fic came about because I was determined to write something fun and happy and (hopefully) sexy and 100% angst-free for a change. Well, this is me and this is DeRo, so I may not have managed entirely angst-free, but I did my best! I’m not really a fan of fluff in general but there’s not enough funny in this fandom, which is just wrong, because they can be SO funny, even though the evil show didn’t give us nearly enough of their happy days! Very bad editing choice. Uhm, anything else? Oh yeah, work of fiction and all that. In RL, don’t ditch the condom, kay? BAD IDEA. Roman will scold you.

Shutting up now before my A/N get longer than the fic :p


Fairy Dust )


Feb. 16th, 2009

A Normal Conversation in the A&A Household

Alsha, cleaning up cat puke: Y'know, for this weekend I've had enough of bodily fluids.
Me, writing porn: No kidding. Except for fictional come.
Alsha: Yeah well, can't do without that.

Jan. 28th, 2009

One-word meme

Snurched from pretty much everyone else by this point.

meme )

Jan. 18th, 2009

I have time? LET'S WASTE IT!

meme that I am too lazy to even list the rules for, let alone follow them )

Jan. 3rd, 2009


Michelle Trachtenberg was in a figure skating movie?!? It is called Ice Princess. OMG.


*cracks up*

Roman Wild approves, hehehehe.

([info]lilithilien made this! *loves*)

Dec. 16th, 2008

You know you're addicted to your gay German soap skating fandom when...

...despite mountains of work and things to do and organise, your computer screen is populated by the following items:

- 1 MSW file consisting of subtitles
- 1 MSW file consisting of notes for clipping cues
- 1 MSW file consisting of fic
- 1 WMP window playing a clip for subbing
- 1 WMP window playing a scene you've seen a million times
- 1 download window d/l-ing another clip
- 1 browser tab on your YouTube channel
- 1 browser tab on the EKP channel
- 1 browser tab on the show-related message board
- 1 browser tab on the show spoiler site
- 1 browser tab on your inbox, which is populated entirely by show-related items
- 1 browser tab on a glossary of figure skating terminology
- 1 chat application with a partner in crime
- 1 desktop background of a bunny with carrots
- 1 LJ application where you cheerfully announce this patheticness to the world


Dec. 10th, 2008

Heeeh. A friend sent us an adorable Christmas card with a bunny on it, so I drew some skates on the bunny's feet, and then [info]alsha and I failed at explaining to [info]slk230 why this was funny.

*cracks up*

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