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Two spiders in my bathroom are eating a third one. (It's probably their mother. Spiders suck, y'all. lilithilien, are you sure you want to come here?)
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Squish them all now (and risk them ganging up on me)
Wait until one of the two survivors has eaten the other one too and THEN squish the last one
Chase them all outside without squishing
Pretend they're not there as long as they don't come in the shower
Entice a neighbour/mailman/passing schoolchild to do the squishing/chasing
Catch them alive and torture them
Leave them alone since they're only acting according to their nature and it's daft to attribute evil characteristics to them just because they're possibly eating their mother
Wait for alsha to come back in... uh, a month and a half?... to deal with (by then gargantuan freak cannibal monster) spiders then
Fuck spiders. Just fuck 'em.
Also, some OTHER spider has woven a humongous web against the outside of one of my kitchen windows, which is theoretically fine since I don't open that window and I don't usually see the spider, only the web, BUT, for purely creepy reasons of morbid fascination I have measured it and, while indisputably being a masterwork of structure, elegance and the amazing innovation of the animal kingdom, the freaking thing is also 70 cm in diameter. It's like the Taj Mahal of spiderwebs or something. Ick.